Caught Red Pawed
You can't blame a dog for trying—and certainly not when they
sound super cute. "My significant other and I had been trying to teach our
dog to make less of a mess in our house—specifically, to not pull toilet paper
off the roll," wrote Reddit user ringofstones. "We weren't sure we'd
been making any headway until one day we came home to find that while we'd been
out, about two feet of toilet paper had been unrolled…and then somehow rolled
back up sloppily. All I can imagine is her playing with it happily, hearing us
at the door, thinking, 'Oh, crap!' and trying to fix her mess. It was actually
pretty impressive."
Walking On Water
"I had a dog that liked to lick the built-up ice in the
freezer every time we opened the door," Reddit user Pondglow wrote.
"Got his tongue stuck regularly. Always went back for more." But
that's not even the hilarious part.
"The first time we took him to a lake, he got so
excited that he just ran in without knowing what it was. 'Oh, water!' Okay, not
phased. Keeps running toward the middle. We thought he'd start to swim. Or at
least float. Still, don't understand how he didn't. But he ran along the bottom
of that lake and just disappeared under the water. … My dad had to go in and
carry him out."
Ay, Chihuahua!
"When I was younger, we had a chihuahua that weighed
four pounds soaking wet. One day the family was sitting in the living room
watching a movie," recounted Reddit user firexcracker. "Sister flung
open the recliner, the dog just happened to be walking past it, and the dog
went flying across the room like a cannonball. It was like something out of a
cartoon that I'll never forget."
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